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You've Earned This


It all started when…

Two successful businessmen, over a few libations, made some astonishingly astute observations. They were perplexed and bewildered at the decline of masculine identity that had befallen society. That is to say, where can men go these days to just be themselves? One scratched his head while the other stroked his beard, deep in thought. Then as they looked at each other, the answer arrived like a train, pulling into the station with a loud whistle. 

"You need a haircut." One said.

"And you need a shave." Said the other.